LOVE is n0thing ...........

            0+S=nothing

                                                                                        am sorry 4 that

This chain letter is real
so follow
the instructions
and something
good will happen!!

LISTEN TO THIS LETTER AND GOOD LUCK!!!!!




Sorry,
but this chain letter is for real.
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time,
she ignored it and a week later the love of her
life dumped her for no good reason so
BEWARE,
and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!

The Lovers of the Heart

In order to form
a more perfect kiss,
enable the mighty hug to promote
to whom we please
but one kiss.

 

Article 1:

Statement of Love:
The Kiss

 

1.
Kiss on the hand
I adore you

2.
Kiss on the cheek
I just want to be friends

3.
Kiss on the neck
I want you

4.
Kiss on the lips
I love you

5.
Kiss on the ears
I am just playing

6.
Kiss anywhere else
lets not get carried away

7.
Look in your eyes
kiss me

8.
Playing with your hair
I can't live without you

 

9.
Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go

Article 2:
The Three Steps

1.
Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.

2.
Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3.
Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.



Article 3:
The Commandments

1.
Thou shall not squeeze
too hard.

2.
Thou shall not ask for a kiss,
but take one.

3.
Thou shall kiss
at every opportunity.


* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!



Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:

1.
They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo

2.
The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder

3.
How cute they look when they sleep

4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms

5.
The way they kiss you and
all of a sudden everything
is right in the world

6.
How cute they are when they eat

7.
The way they take hours
to get dressed
but in the end
it makes it all worth while

8.
Because they are always
warm even when its minus 30 outside

9.
The way they look good
no matter what they wear

10.
The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most
beautiful thing on this earth

11.
How cute they are when they argue

12.
The way her hand always finds yours

13.
The way they smile

14.
The way you feel
when you see their name
on the call ID
after you just had a big fight

15.
The way she says
"lets not fight anymore"
even though you know that
an hour later....

16.
The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them

17.
The way they kiss you
when you say
"I love you"

18.
Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...

19.
The way they fall into your arms
when they cry

20.
Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly

21.
The way they hit you
and expect it to hurt

22.
Then the way they apologize
when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!

23.
The way they say
"I miss you"

24.
The way you miss them

25.
The way their tears
make you want to
change the world
so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore.....
Yet regardless
if you love them,
hate them,
wish they would die
or
know that you would die
without them ...
it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to
the depths of their souls
and
you say a million things
without trace of a sound,
you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed
within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons,
No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.

*



This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter.
In an hour you are
supposed to send it to
25 people.
It is easy, just look into
chat rooms and find them.
Anyway,
send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
Now here
comes the fun part.
You then say
the name of the person
you like or love
and then the person will say
"I love you,"
or
"Will you go out with me?"
NO JOKE!!!!!





NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES

The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter,
you will have bad luck
in future relationships.
If you don't
break the chain,
then you will be a
happy camper!!!

CoNgRatULaTioNs!!

You have been chosen
to participate
in the
LONGEST
and the
LUCKIEST
chain letter on the Internet!
Once you read,
this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within the hour)
be sent to
25
people
After you send it,
make a wish
and it will come
TRUE

YOU MAY NOT WAIT
FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT
TO
25
PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
OR
YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE!
If THIS
CHAIN LETTER
IS CONTINUED UNTIL
THE YEAR 2004, IT WILL BE PLACED IN

THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!



PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!

*WARNING*

IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON,
SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE
WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:

NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE
YOU SEND THIS TO
THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL
HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK
THE CHAIN LETTER

(IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1887)

YOU WILL HAVE
BAD LUCK
WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS.
THIS IS
NO
JOKE.
GOOD LUCK

الصداقة كلمة غالية ... لكنها وللأسف فقد

 مدلولها في هذا العصر


(كم صـــــديق لك ؟؟؟؟)

الصديق ... الذي يشاركك مســــراتــك وأحــــزانك ...

الصديق ... الذي يبادلك المشاعر في أفراحك  ...

الصديق ... الذي يقف معك في حــلــو وقــتــك ومره ...

الصديق ... الذي يصـــــدقك الـــــحب والــــوفاء ...


(كم صـــــديق لك ؟؟؟؟)

الصديق ... الصدوق ...

الصديق ... الأخ ...

الصديق ... الإنسان ...

الصديق ... الوفي ...


(كم صـــــديق لك ؟؟؟؟)

في زمن طغى فيــــه الغـــدر والخيــــانه ...

في زمن انعدم فيــه الصـــــدق والوفـــاء ...

في زمن أظــلم بالكــذب والمـــجــامـــلات ...

في زمن سادت فيه الأنانية والمصالح الشخصية ...

في هذا الزمن ....

لديك مــال ... إذن لديك أصدقاء ...

لديك جــاه ... إذن لديك أصدقاء ...

لديك منـصب ... إذن لديك أصدقاء ...

فجــــــــأة !!!

ذهب المـــال ... فرّ الأصدقاء ...

زال الجـــاه ... رحل الأصدقاء ...

انعدم المنصب ... طار الأصدقاء ...


في هذا الزمن ...

لك عندي مصلحة ... فــأنت صــديقـــي ...

لك عندي حـاجة ... فــأنت أخـــــــي ...

لك عندي غــرض ... فأنت المخلص الوفي ...

انتهت المصلحة ....

مــن أنت ؟؟؟ ... لا أعرفك ؟؟؟ ...

لا أتذكرك ؟؟؟ ... لـم أرك ؟؟؟ ...

انتهت المصلحة ....

انتهى ... معها الكــــــلام ...

انتهى ... معها الســــــلام ...

انتهى ... معها حتى الإبتسام ...


(كم صـــــديق لك ؟؟؟؟)

امـــعن النظر بمن حولك ...

دقق النظر بمن يحيطون بك ...

أعـــــد حســـاباتــــك ...

ثم قلي بـــرأيك ...

كم صـــــديق لك.....؟

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

عندما تكتظ (المقاهي) بالشباب ... وتشكوا المساجد والمكتبات من الغياب.. فأنت في دولة عربية !! * عندما يستضيفون (راقصة) لتتحدث عن ( تحرير) فلسطين ... فأنت في دولة عربية !! * عندما تدرس الابتدائي 6 سنوات والإعدادي 3 سنوات ومثلها المرحلة الثانوية 5 سنوات في الجامعة وربما أكثر لتعمل بعدها في سوق الخضار .. فلا عجب في ذلك فإنك في دولة عربية !! *عندما يكون هناك ستة ملايين ( عامل ) أجنبي .. وثلاثة ملايين مواطن ( عاطل ) .. فأنت في دولة عربية !! * عندما تقوم من النوم لتجد فـــي هاتفك المحمول رسائل ليس لها أي معنى فأنت في دولة عربية !! * عندما تكون هناك (خمسة عشرة) مجلة تهتم بـ (الشعر الشعبي) ولاتكون هناك مجلة واحدة أو ( نشرة ) تهتم بالأمور العلمية ... فأنت في دولة عربية !! * عندما ( تضحك ) عليك شركة الاتصالات في بلدك و( تشفط ) كل اللي في جيوبك فأنت في دولة عربية !! * عندما تقود سيارتك الأمريكية  وتأكل  الهمبرجر وتشرب  البيبسى  ثم تطالب بمقاطعة المنتجات الأمريكية ... فأنت مجنون تعيش في دولة عربية !! * أن لا تحصل على الترقية في عملك إلا  بواسطة ولا تحرز تقديرا في الجامعة إلا  بواسطة  ولا تجد الوظيفة إلا  بواسطة ولا تـنـتـقـل إلا  بواسطة  ولا تحصل على حقوقك إلا بواسطة .. فأنت مواطن مسكين مقهور مظلوم تعيش في دولة عربية !!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*about me *

 

Your full name:: mohammed  

Age:: 19 

Height:: 182   ma be

hair color:: brown...

Eye color:: brown..

Number of siblings:: 2 sistas 2 bro..

Glasses/contacts?:: both but i dun use my contacts

Piercings:: nah.

Braces?:: ummm... NO :D

 

FAVORITE

 

Color:: red , blue.

Songs:: whats the difference between me and u , rollin' , big evil , the game , im so hood , what up gangsta , holiday inn , candy shop.

Movies:: seed of chuky , creep , guess who , house of wax , war of the worlds , madagascar .

Animal:: dogs

Cereal:: cereal sux .

Cartoon:: i dunnow i dun watch cartoons ummm.... i dunnow

 

DO YOU

 

Play an instrument?:: let me check :D no .

Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: no

Like to sing?:: when im listening to music.... ya

Have a job?:: no.

Have a cell phone?:: ya.

like to play sports?:: ya , voley ball , basket ball , foot ball.

Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: ya.

have a crush on someone?:: kinda

Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: nah 4

Excercise daily?:: every 2 days 1nce

Like school?:: who does

 

CAN YOU

 

Sing the alphabet backwards?:: no

Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: no

Speak any other languages?:: yeh

Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: ya for 48 i jus did it yesterday n be4.

Read music, not just tabs?:: i don't get it ..lol

Roll your tongue?:: i dun get this 2

Eat a whole pizza?:: if i was really hungry and depending on what size of pizza

 

HAVE YOU EVER

 

Snuck out of the house?:: yeah hahah 100 times

Cried to get out of trouble??:: nah

Gotten lost in your city?:: no

Seen a shooting star?:: i wish

Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: yeah, turkey

Had a serious surgery?:: i dunnow ... no

Stolen something important to someone else?:: NO!!!

Solved a rubiks cube?:: wats that.

Gone out in public in your pajamas?:: no

Cried over a girl?:: ya

Cried over a boy?:: ya

Hugged a random stranger?:: umm i don't think lol

Been arrested?:: ya hahaha 1nce nd went to the security room 5 times

Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: no lmao

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: yeah, except for the alarm one lol

Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: no

Swore at your parents?:: no

kicked a guy where it hurts?:: haha yeah so many times

Been in love?:: ya

Been close to love?:: ya

Been to a casino?:: yeah

Ran over an animal and killed it?:: no

Broken a bone?:: ya i broke my cuzins hand

gotten stitches?:: ?!!?!?!?!?

Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: ya n ate icecream after it lol

Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: i dont think so

Made homemade muffins?:: no but helped in doin 1

Bitten someone?:: yah !!!

Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: no

Been to niagra falls?:: i wish

Burped in someones face?:: NO !!!!!

Gotten the chicken pox?:: yea there terrible!!

PICK ONE

Fruit/vegetables:: fruit

Black/white:: white

Lights on/lights off:: lights off

TV/movie:: movie

Car/truck:: car

Body spray/lotion:: body spray

Cash/check:: cash, cause u kno it's there

Pillows/blankets:: pillows!!i love pillows!!

Headache/stomach ache:: i dunnow both sux

Paint/charcoal:: ??paint

Chinese food/mexican food:: chinese

Summer/winter:: winter

Snow/rain:: snow

Fog/misty:: fog

Rock/rap:: rap

Meat/vegetarian:: vegetarian

Boy/girl:: i dunnow both

Chocolate/vanilla:: vanilla

Sprinkles/icing:: icing

Cake/pie:: pie

French toast/french fries:: fries

Strawberries/blueberries:: blueberries

Ocean/swimming pool:: pool

Cookies/muffins:: muffins

Window/door:: umm door?

Pink/purple:: purple

Cat/dog:: dog

Long sleeve/short sleeve:: short

Pants/shorts:: pants

Winter break/spring break:: winter cause it's longer lol

Spring/autumn:: autumn

Clouds/clear sky:: clounds!!

Moon/mars:: mars

 

FRIENDSHIP

 

How many friends do you have?:: i don't count them

Do you have a best friend?:: ya

Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: yes

Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?: I dontknow …

Have you ever lost a friend?:: no

Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: yea

Whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: too many to name lol

Have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: yes

 

Whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: i dunnow helped them in a big fight ummm... i dunnow

Whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: nothin , jus fights

Do you miss any of your old friends?:: yeh

What friend have you known the longest?:: sari

How often do you spend time with your friends?:: every weekend n every vacation

Do any of your friends drive?:: yah n some steal their parents cars lol

Has a friend of yours ever died?:: ya

Whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: went to china wall resturant n asked for a fork n broke it infront of the guy n went away lol

What do you think your friends think of you?:: some think im gr8 some think am shit but fuck wat friends think

LOVE AND ALL THAT JUNK

Have you ever been in love?:: didnt you already ask this?

If you have, with who?:: i prefer to not say

Are you single?:: yes now yes

Do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: no, well maybe i just don't belive in soul mates

What is your idea of the best date?:: best date my foot :D

Do you think love is a load of shit?:: sometimes it can be a load of shit sewers

If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yes

Have you ever been dumped?:: yes

Have you ever dumped someone?:: yes

I...

am:: mohammed

want:: u ? hahahahaha i dunnow

need:: some1 who cares :D

crave:: donno

love:: friend&family

hate:: amer cuz he h8 me >:D

feel:: nothin

miss:: grandparents ..rip

 

SILLY STUFF

 

do you like parades?:: OMG YES haha

Do you like the moon?:: ummm... i dunnow yes i guess

Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: I kno lmao, it makes u sound like a chicken!!

If you could have any super power what would it be?:: to be invisible

Have you ever had a picnic?:: haha, yup

Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: no

What about sock em boppers?:: no?

Do you like wearing socks?:: ?????!?!!!!! ye wen im wearin a shoe !!!

 

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

 

funny?:: YA ALOT

pretty?:: i dunnow i cant judge on my self

sarcastic?:: i dunnow

lazy?:: no!!

hyper?:: yeah

friendly?:: to some people

evil?:: mauahaha yes

smart?:: ya

strong?:: ya

talented?:: ya

dorky?:: no!!!

 

WOULD YOU EVER

 

Sky dive?:: yes

Run away?:: no

Not take a shower for a week?:: eww no

Ask someone out?:: ya

Go scuba diving?::yes

Write a book?:: never

Become a rockstar?:: NO !!

LAST QUESTIONS

What shampoo do you use?:: head n sholdaz

What kind of computer do you have?:: i dunnow

What grade are you in?:: 12

Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: YES

Or just make out?:: hmm

How many cds do you have?:: alot